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Time flies like an arrow..............

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives....

Wondering why the 'Top 1' is in the award and not just Yearling. Or does it sounds too much like a race in Dungeon and Dragons.

Hopefully a lot straighter!

Tom and Martha are out in the country for a picnic and Martha is particularly being bothered by flies.

Martha: "Tom, what are all these flies doing hanging around my face?"

Tom: "Them's boo-boo flies, Martha."

Martha: "What's boo-boo flies, Tom?"

Tom: "Them's the little flies that hangs around a horse's ass."

Martha: "Are you insinuating I got a face like a horse's ass?"

Tom: "No Martha, but you sure is foolin' them flies."

roflmao  hahahhah